HALFWAY SPERM BANK

• Dark humor filtered through a clinical aesthetic. The “HALFWAY SPERM BANK” tee combines institutional medical graphics with underground satire, creating a piece that feels equally uncomfortable and collectible. Printed on a lightweight vintage single stitch body, the garment has a naturally worn softness with subtle fading and distressing throughout.

  Front and back graphics work together to build the full narrative of the piece, balancing sterile symbolism with chaotic undertones in true HALFWAY POINT fashion.

  PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Vintage lightweight single stitch construction
  • Front and back graphic applications
  • Soft worn white cotton body
  • Cropped boxy silhouette
  • Subtle distressing and fading
  • Thin breathable vintage feel
  • Soft broken-in texture
  • Individually aged appearance

S: Chest 25.5" | Length 24.5"
M: Chest 26.5" | Length 25.5"
L: Chest 27" | Length 26.5"
XL: Chest 27.5" | Length 27.5"
XXL: Chest 29" | Length 29.5"

We have a 5-day return policy, meaning you have 5 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it — unworn, unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. Proof of purchase is required for all returns.